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… our new all seeing mice masters

by on Mar.02, 2019, under Animals, Uncategorized

mouse in infraredSo after years of torturing them with cosmetic and medicine testing, taunting them with mazes, and devoting a not-insubstantial time to developing better traps to catch them, some short sighted scientists are now giving mice super-vision?




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… our new public transit taking crow masters

by on May.10, 2018, under Animals, Uncategorized

While it’s impressive that a crow is even attempting to operate a ticket machine, the terrifying part is that he figured out that he needs a credit card so he just takes one!

Today our public transit ticket machines, tomorrow our ATMs!!!!

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… our new pole dancing masters

by on Jan.16, 2018, under Robots, Uncategorized

There are two things wrong with this short video. First it’s the sexualization of a robot, second it’s the realization that ‘Futurama’ was the most accurate predictor of the future.

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… our new flamethrower drone masters

by on Feb.24, 2017, under Robots, Uncategorized

6H7a4Mp - ImgurThere’s two scenarios when it comes to drones.  1)  Computers become self aware and they use drones to spy on and then police humanity.  Or 2)  the drones themselves become sentient and rise up against us on their own.

Either way, I think everyone can agree that giving them flamethrowers is a very bad idea. Somebody please tell the Chinese electric company that.

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