I For One Welcome…

… our mad-scientist master

by on Dec.07, 2011, under Evil Geniuses

Taking a page straight out of ’12 Monkeys’, a scientist named Rob Fouchier has taken one of the most dangerous bird flu viruses and modified it to not only be more compatible with humans, but also airborne. I suppose there’s a great scientific reason for this (don’t care, bad idea) but the real icing on the cake is that he wants to publish his research, thereby making the technique available to any psycho with a biology lab (I assume this is the sort of thing you could do with a rudimentary chemistry set and kitchen utensils). This is akin to publishing plans to a bomb that would kill 59% of all humans that come in contact with it. Considering this Fouchier guy is obviously pretty bright, he’s got to have a plan.

What sort of person would create the most dangerous virus known to man and then try to publish the instructions for how he created it?  A man who’s already created a cure and plans on using it to rule the world (or at least the people who choose to pledge undying allegiance to him in exchange for the cure).

I, for one, would like to give a shout out to Rob Fouchier, a man who’s genius, strength & good looks are matched only by his noble character and unquestionable leadership.  I’ve never doubted you Rob, uh, I mean your highness.


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