I For One Welcome…

our new plague carrying hipster masters

by on Jun.17, 2012, under Hipsters

Remember that thing back in the middle ages?  You know, the one that killed nearly every human in Europe?  Well, it’s back, in Portland specifically.  Now I can’t confirm that the Portland hipsters have anything to do with this, but I think we can safely assume that they’re the only ones that could be behind this.

Start developing a taste for the swill known as PBR, just to be safe.


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